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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Joanna Cole

Why did the chicken cross the road?

and other riddles, old and new

by Joanna Cole

  • 279 Want to read
  • 2 Currently reading

Published by Beech Tree in New York .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • Riddles, Juvenile,
  • Wit and humor, Juvenile,
  • Riddles,
  • Jokes

  • Edition Notes

    Includes bibliographical references (p. 63) and index.

    Statementcompiled by Joanna Cole and Stephanie Calmenson ; illustrated by Alan Tiegreen.
    ContributionsCalmenson, Stephanie., Tiegreen, Alan, ill.
    Classifications
    LC ClassificationsPN6371.5 .C597 1994
    The Physical Object
    Pagination64 p. :
    Number of Pages64
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL22951601M
    ISBN 100688122043

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      Why did the Chicken cross the Road? (I got this in an email the other day) BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE! JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the . And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road. MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

    Every spring, Lorna Rubin, a library media specialist at the JFK Elementary School, uses the book, “Why did the chicken cross the road?” to teach children about creative interpretation. Illustrated by 14 different children’s artists, the story presents a collection of jokes that answer the classic chicken question. Everyday Book Box (K-4) Everyday Book Box 2 (K-2) Literacy Place Levelled Libraries (K-6) Sprints () Independent Reading Classroom Libraries: Everyday Book Box 3 (K-6) Inquiry: Poetry: Shared Reading: Cozy Corner (PreK) LPEY Shared Reading (K-3) Shared Reading Packs: Triple Treat Online Resources: Striving Readers/High Engagement: Fast Track.


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